SLUG CANNIBALISM (and other stories)

Welcome to the “Skull and Crossbones,” our campus clubhouse. Join us if you: – have a sense of humour (#1-17) – have no sense of humour (#1-17) – swear like the devil (#1-17) – need to fucking stop swearing (#10) – are too broke for a vacation (#15) – can’t keep a secret (#3, 15) – have a pesky little brother (#4) – who writes about slugs (#7) – have a nasty older brother (#8) – don’t have a girlfriend (#12, 13) – pretend to have a girlfriend (#9) – missed the bar fight (#11) – are chased by man-eating catfish (#3) – need a lawyer (#16) – want to end it all (#17) – need hope for tomorrow (#1-17)